Captain Destructo and his Reign of Terror

Little did I know when I got up this morning that Camden's evil twin had taken his place. Meet Captain Destructo and behold his reign of terror!

It started when I found Captain Destructo calmly sitting in a kitchen chair, shaking this bottle of Goldschlager. 

No, the top was not screwed on tightly. 

Yes, Captain Destructo now smells like cinnamon schnapps.

Then Captian Destructo pulled the cribbage board off the table and promplty scattered the pegs around the kitchen.

Next he climbed on TOP of the kitchen table! I didn't stop to take a picture since it was so DANGEROUS!

Captain Destructo was intent on creating a mess. Enter the Phase 10 cards, strewn across 4 rooms. All 108 of them. 

(Can you guess what we did last night?)

While I was picking up the cards (which proved futile because he just dumped them out again), Captain Destructo disappeared. I found him in the bathtub.

While I searched for the remote control, Captain Destructo was having fun coloring on the walls. (I held the hat up next to it so the camera would focus.)

Next he brought me a shot glass, from where else, the dishwasher! 

While I was looking through the trash bags for the missing remote control...

(which he had thrown away yesterday & then I had emptied the trash can)

Captain Destructo was dumping out all the toothpicks!

Then he climbed in the bathtub again...

And rounded out the morning by coloring on the walls again. 

Same crayon, different wall.

At which point I decided it was time for Captain Destructo's Reign of Terror to end and I banished him to exile made him take a nap.

And then I pulled out all my hair and polished off that bottle of Goldschlager. At 11am.